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Jun. 19th, 2006 | 12:39 am
mood: hungry hungry

I haven't had much chance to check in. The guard's quarters (more like a shack) that I live in don't contain a bed, let alone a computer. They're leaky, too. But at least I get lots of food. I snuck over to Patchouli-san's computer to post this while she was distracted by that witch; she hardly uses it anyway, from what I've seen.

So far I have voraciously defended the Scarlet Devil mansion from:
  • two fairies that attacked me
  • eight fairies that were being noisy
  • twenty-seven fairies that were passing by in a suspicious manner
  • one tree (it was a slow day)
  • three youkai
  • one youkai disguised as a mansion maid (she was missing the bonnet)
  • two would-be vampire hunters
  • one suspicious human calling himself Harker
  • one master spark (unexpectedly salty)

  • Sakuya-san instructed me to deliver the unarmed humans to her rather then eating them myself, and I have been very good at that. Harker was carrying a briefcase filled with legal documents that could have potentially been used to give someone a nasty whack on the head. I think I am doing a good job! Maybe I will get a second meal per day soon!

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    Sakuya Izayoi

    From: sakuya_izayoi
    Date: Jun. 20th, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC)
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    Well, I can't argue with results, I guess.

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    Yama of the Sanzu no Kawa

    From: sikieiki_yamada
    Date: Jun. 22nd, 2006 05:06 pm (UTC)
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    You're keeping us busy over here, too.

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    hongmeiling

    From: hongmeiling
    Date: Jun. 26th, 2006 04:45 am (UTC)
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    I may soon have to retire my personal boat for repairs and use a rental boat to keep up with the demand x.x;

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    Yama of the Sanzu no Kawa

    From: sikieiki_yamada
    Date: Jun. 26th, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)
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    I've heard of a device used in the upper world called an "outboard motor." Maybe one of those will help you.

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    dansalterio

    From: dansalterio
    Date: Mar. 20th, 2008 11:29 am (UTC)
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    Nice work Yuyuko-san.

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